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I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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And Fa Ping is slang for masturbation.

kaishininjou

kaishininjou:

livelaughloveatrandom:

silentpurplenights:

baddygirl-2:

Make sure you ALWAYS greet african parents

yooooooooo caribbean parents too, especially if you in they house 

First of, why would I be friends with someone who won’t greet my parents , like?

His faces LMFAO

in a way, could this be considered ableist?

in the sense that, okay, personal example:

me being autistic, i am almost deathly anxious of social contact at many times. particularly in a situation as portrayed here. it would be difficult to say “hello”. often, it wouldn’t even occur to me TO say “hello”

Wouldn’t your friend have told their parents about you thus making them not expect you to say hello? I mean, I tell my mom about all of my friends just so she knows what to expect.

jewist

jewist:

the owner of the cat my roommate and i have been taking care of for the summer is coming back today and she didn’t tell us until like an hour ago that she was and that she wanted to pick up george (the cat) and we’re sooo sad. september came so fast. this cat is going to be missed so…

I’d have said the cat ran away whilst having it hidden in a closet…

awwtopsyatmyautopsy

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

I’m always ‘Damn… Wtf!?’ then ‘Oh lord, why..?!’ and THEN ‘Fuck it. Rock out.’

So I’ve been conditioned to think negative but I think negative for realz yet don’t give a fuck enough to make me a total douche?